Then I don’t wanna be a hipster anymore.
This is what happens when being a hipster becomes too mainstream. According to the ancient manuscripts of Hiptopia, our Hipster Prince felt as though he’d sold out to the mainstream concepts of fame by accepting our royal title, but on the holiest of holidays, The Day of St. Goodwill, the French Duke said some really obscure words of apathetic and ironic inspiration to him, thus saving the future of our great and noble land. And we all lived hippily ever after.